My Sweet Disposition
Dear girls of desert ridge high school,

Stop being so damn stupid. Usually, I would say that teenage guys are more stupid than girls, but lately I feel like you’re trying really hard to prove me wrong. You dress like whores, you stomachs hanging out of your shirt, and ass hanging out of your “shorts”. After dressing like this, you scream at the rest of us to respect you because we “don’t know the real you.” Honey, if you’re going to dress as so, I’m going to treat you as so. If you don’t want to be treated as a slut, don’t look identical to one. Have some respect for yourself, and I will be more than happy to respect you in the same fashion. Kthx.